Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Elephant_Gun » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:01 pm

PimpPanda wrote::salute:

You should record and upload it for all of us to hear.


(un)fortunately I am not quite that self-destructive yet, as despite its overall unintelligible nature there remains a wealth of personal information being thrown around...

I should find a way to edit all that material out though, 'cuz there is this great like five minute segment where I'm going on about if she ever gets pregnant she needs to stand by brightly lit windows as much as possible because it looks great and is all cosmically metaphorical...
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Carmelo » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:13 pm

I could have seen me doing this same thing 10 years ago, only I would have called her parents house and left it on the main answering machine :lol:
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Will » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:29 pm

Elephant_Gun wrote:I should find a way to edit all that material out though, 'cuz there is this great like five minute segment where I'm going on about if she ever gets pregnant she needs to stand by brightly lit windows as much as possible because it looks great and is all cosmically metaphorical...


:lol:
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Elephant_Gun » Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:24 am

EVERYBODY, TUCK IN YOUR INSTANTANEOUS RAGING ERECTIONS AND FLOCK TO THE LAND OF EDEN, SOMEONE HAS UPLOADED THE FIRST FOUR CHAPTERS OF AS I WAS MOVING AHEAD OCCASIONALY I SAW BRIEF GLIMPSES OF BEAUTY, YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED...


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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Carmelo » Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:46 am

oh amazing!!!

(there is going to be a dvd released this year or next year)
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby RealInspectorPanda » Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:58 am

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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Elephant_Gun » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:47 pm

An interesting note, that film was made for three-hundred dollars, out of film that Anthony carved himself from scrapped lumber...
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby RealInspectorPanda » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:13 pm

Try five million and 35mm. :lol:
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Elephant_Gun » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:30 pm

:lol:

the reference,


Eli,


IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE REFERENCE...
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Elephant_Gun » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:20 am

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I'm waiting any minute now to feel the shockwave produced from the collective orgasm at the History channel's future television scheduling board meeting...
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby RealInspectorPanda » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:59 am

I'm sure I'll see it, a friend of mine can't wait, but I couldn't get it out of my head during the trailer that Mann was shooting in digital. The whole idea behind it is excellent, but there was something about how he did it that feels almost home-video, like it's a game of 1930s dress-up. I wonder if that feeling carried over into the film.
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Will » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:47 am

I feel the same way about it
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby warthog » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:36 am

PimpPanda wrote:but I couldn't get it out of my head during the trailer that Mann was shooting in digital. The whole idea behind it is excellent, but there was something about how he did it that feels almost home-video, like it's a game of 1930s dress-up.


I'm confused, is this for real or are you pretending? :|
he looks like a big bag full of mashed up asshole
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Elephant_Gun » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:41 pm

Eh it definitely looks better onscreen then it does in the trailer, but yeah despite some genuine moments of visual beauty it maintains that silly docu-drama look throughout. I didn't hate it or anything, just remained indifferent, as is the norm. Though I gotta give credit where it's due, as Mann has seemed to completely master the audible effect of gun fire, so ummmm big ups for that...
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Elephant_Gun » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:13 pm

"The short answer is: No, _____ did not *have* a soul; but _____ *was* a soul.


You first have to understand what a soul is. Consider the creation of mankind:

Genesis 2:7
And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Notice that man was not *given* a soul, but that he *BECAME* a living soul.

A soul, according to the Bible, is a body with the Breath of Life in it.


The Bible even calls animals souls.

Revelation 16:3
And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea.


The Bible says that in death itself, mankind has no advantage over animals:

Ecclesiastes 3:18-21
I said in my heart, “Concerning the condition of the sons of men, God tests them, that they may see that they themselves are like animals.” For what happens to the sons of men also happens to animals; one thing befalls them: as one dies, so dies the other. Surely, they all have one breath; man has no advantage over animals, for all is vanity. All go to one place: all are from the dust, and all return to dust. Who knows the spirit of the sons of men, which goes upward, and the spirit of the animal, which goes down to the earth?

So therefore, ______ was a soul.

God did not give us souls, but we ARE SOULS.


Furthermore, souls are not immortal. For it is written:

Ezekiel 18:4 - the soul that sinneth, it shall die.

Only God is immortal:

1 Timothy 6:15-16
He who is the blessed and only Potentate, the King of kings and Lord of lords, 16 who alone has immortality, dwelling in unapproachable light, whom no man has seen or can see, to whom be honor and everlasting power.


We are not immortal, as many may claim, but we will receive immortality at Christ's second coming. If we are already immortal, then we would not need to receive immortality at the second coming; but the fact is, we are NOT immortal.

1 Corinthians 15:51-54
Behold, I tell you a mystery: We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed— in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible has put on incorruption, and this mortal has put on immortality"


LAST MONTH'S VIEWINGS:

Strike Commando/Robo War/Cop Game/Woman in Prison Massacre (Bruno Mattei)

Shark Attack 3 (David Worth)

Last House on Dead End Street (Roger Watkins)

The Wizard of Gore (Herschell Gordon Lewis)

Porno Holocaust/Scandalo al Sole/Homo Erectus/Buried Alive (Joe D'Amato)

Isla, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (Don Edmonds)

The Beyond/Conquest/Zombie III/Cat in the Brain (Lucio Fulci)

Last Orgy of the Third Reich (Cesare Canevari)

Striptease (Andrew Bergman)

Anus Magillicutty (Morey Fineburgh)

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (Fred Olen Ray)

Massacre at Central High (Renee Daadler)

The Room (Tommy Wiseau)

Naked Killer (Fok Yiu-leung)

Cannibal Holocaust/House on the Edge of the Park/ (Ruggero Deodato)
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby AgentKnight » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:17 pm

omg...is last house on dead end street the most disgusting thing ever or what?
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby RealInspectorPanda » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:25 pm

Elephant_Gun wrote:The Room (Tommy Wiseau)


The true heir of Brakhage...
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby wigwam » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:25 pm

awesome
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Carmelo » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:14 pm

you should watch some of Roger Watkins' pornos next.
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Jake Aesthete » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:51 am

PimpPanda wrote:
Elephant_Gun wrote:The Room (Tommy Wiseau)


The true heir of Brakhage...


Hi doggie...
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby RealInspectorPanda » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:09 am

You're my favourite customer.
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby Jake Aesthete » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:17 am

That's me!
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby sardis » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:31 am

I find it strange that you start your post quoting the bible and then list films that include in their titles the following words.
holocaust
orgy
harem
porno
anus
naked
hookers
striptease
massacre
gore

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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby james » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:36 am

Elephant_Gun wrote:Massacre at Central High (Renee Daadler)

this movie is so great; what did you think?
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Re: Elephant_Gun's Viewing Log..

Postby warthog » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:47 am

he looks like a big bag full of mashed up asshole
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